Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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