i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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