awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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