It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You are a genius and a whore.
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