There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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