he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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