sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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