Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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