He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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