We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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