awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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