I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
