dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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