YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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I'm sobbing to NWA
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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