It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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