I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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