Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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