What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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