i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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