I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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