You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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