office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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