Banned from zoo.
Again?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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