Whod you bang
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
My vagina just recognized that song.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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