Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
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Ketchup is God's man juice
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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