i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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