So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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