I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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