if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he fucked my hip out of place.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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