I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
