Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I puked a lego.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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