who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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