He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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