Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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