If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
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