You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
What a dumb baby whore.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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