Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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