Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
