i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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