Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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