kristin has been a bad kristin
I wish i was in the wii world.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I have post one night stand depression
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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