so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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