if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
