I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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