Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
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