So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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