Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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