Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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