Me too!
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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