Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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