do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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