If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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