She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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