Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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